Posted on August 1, 2010 | Category: Jeremy Norman Articles
What’s up my favorite article readers?
Yeah! This is Jeremy, again.
One time I was watching the Animal Channel. I saw a gold fish that was big, fat and loved to eat. When the owner on the Animal Channel would go near the tank to feed that fat fish, she would always hold her nose while going near the tank.
When I watched it, I thought the water maybe smelled bad to her. So I kept on saying in my head, “Just wash the stinking bowl.” So it kept repeating the same thing like three more times. The second time I thought the same thing that I just told you all. The third time when it showed the same thing, I said out loud, “Just throw the bowl out of the TV and I’ll clean it and throw it back into the show for you.”
The staff looked at me like I’d lost my mind. Then when they showed it the fourth time, I told the lady on TV, “ Don’t make me come in there and clean it because I will.” And my staff started laughing. I giggled a little too because I could not believe what I was saying.
Then it finally shows why the lady was holding her nose. The fish had gas. So I said that’s why they probably named him Tooter. Me and my staff thought that was funny so we laughed out loud.
The other thing that was funny is a story about a gold fish I bought for my new 20 gallon tank. He was in a bag. As I was unlocking my door to my apartment, the wind blew a soda can towards me and knocked the bag out of my hands. The fish fell down four metal stairs.
I thought it was dead. It was still flopping around so I picked it up, but when I got up stairs it flipped out of my hands again and hit the medal top part of the balcony. It was still flopping so I picked it up and ran inside to throw it in the tank. He was not even hurt, surprisingly! He was swimming around like he was the happiest fish I have ever seen. So I named him “Muscles” because he is a strong gold fish. I’ve had Muscles for three weeks now and he remains to be healthy, strong, and happy.
Alright, well I hope you all have enjoyed these two funny stories. Please keep reading. Maybe you will laugh again. I’ve got to go for now. This is Storming Norman saying over and out.
The Joke Of The Quarter:
I have a joke about a pizza.
No!
You do not want it because it’s to cheesy.
Get it.
I told you I would make you all laugh again.
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