Article: The Sunny and Share show.
Posted on July 4, 2010 | Category: Jeremy Norman Articles
Hello! We are Jeremy’s new pets and we are mice and our names are Sunny and Share. We would like to tell you and teach you how to take care of us. First, we’re going to tell you what we look like and we will go from there. I’m Sunny and I’m white and beautiful and I like to sleep a lot. And I’m Share and I like to eat a lot. Now our dislikes are….when daddy goes to work and leaves us. That’s because we need a lot of attention. When daddy gets home, if he doesn’t feed us right then we will go mess on his hand and giggle at the very time he takes us out to hold us. If he doesn’t give us water once a day, we will do the same thing. Is that correct Share? Yes it completely is, Sunny! But our dad Jeremy is good to us. We didn’t have to that that, and we hope we don’t have to. But I wish we could just for the fun of it. That’s not nice Share. Well it could be really funny Sunny! We have to be good to Daddy because he is good to us Share. Well! Ok then Sunny, have it your way. Thank you Share… Now back to the article.
Now Share and I would like to prepare our brothers and sisters to get adopted as well. So we’re going to give you a hint of what to buy for them as treats. Our daddy gets us lettuce, carrots, kale and fruits like apples, bananas, grapes and other fruit. Wow! That sounds good. I want all of that right now! Share, you are always hungry. Well Sunny, you only get one life and I want to be fat. Well, you’re already too fat, Share. Did you just call me fat Sunny? Share, could we just get back to the article?
Now the rest of the supplies my brothers and sisters need is pine bedding and they can be the healthiest if they eat mixed hamster food. They also need a big cage like daddy got us with plenty of room. Feed them well, like once a day and their water bottle changed once a day. As mice grow their teeth keep growing. If their teeth keep growing they will get bigger than the mouth and that could kill them. So buy them chew sticks. Sunny! Yes Share? I think our brothers and sisters may have to see the dentists. Mice don’t go to the dentists Share. Yes they do if they have teeth that big Sunny. Shut up Share and lets finish this article! We can also get infections from the bedding you keep us in so change the bedding once a week. Also, remember our brothers and sisters are the same way just like us. If you people don’t feed and give them water and don’t treat them right they will … well .. .you know.
Now we have to go. Yes we do because we want to eat dinner. You always want to eat Share. I’m not going to fight with you Sunny! This is Sunny and Share saying…. over and out!
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